Welcome Aboard!
“Ladies a gentlemen, a very warm welcome on this Dan Air flight shortly departing for glitz, glamour and a peek behind that galley curtain; as we reveal what life is really like for your international...
View ArticleHow To Be The Perfect Airline Passenger.
Ladies and Gentleman welcome onboard. Ever wondered why your cabin crew give you dirty looks? Why the trolley always seems to bang into your knees and elbows? Why every time the crew get to you there’s...
View ArticleThe Ghosts Of Flight 401………
Ever been onboard an aircraft, alone in the galley in the middle of the night? Ever felt like you’re being watched? Like someone else is there with you? Well normally there is; a passenger wanting...
View ArticleThe Top 10 Weird and Wonderful Things Left Onboard An Aircraft.
As cabin crew, we tell our beloved ‘guests’ everyday to make sure they take all their personal belongings with them as they leave the aircraft. “Ladies and gentlemen, please check in the seat pockets,...
View ArticleThe Top 10 Cabin Crew Lies.
To be a good flight attendant, you also have to be a bloody good liar. It’s one of the unwritten requirements of the job. We lie to passengers from the moment they step onto the aircraft. “We’d like to...
View ArticleWhat Happens In The Galley, Stays In The Galley!
Most people’s work places include an area where employees can escape the stress and boredom of their jobs. Shops have back-rooms, where staff can relax and enjoy their lunch, without fear of being...
View ArticleThe A-Z Of Airline Passengers.
Everyday, cabin crew around the world come into contact with hundreds of different people, from all walks of life. Every individual we welcome onboard can make, or break our day. Here we take a look at...
View ArticleTop 50 Useless Aviation Facts.
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome onboard. Ever wondered why American Airlines has less olives in their salads than other airlines? Perhaps you’ve pondered how much the most expensive plane ticket in the...
View ArticleYou Know You’re Cabin Crew When………..
Ladies and gentleman, boys and girls a VERY warm welcome onboard. Please stow your hand luggage, take your seats, shut up and belt up. A few weeks ago I asked my lovely followers on Facebook and...
View ArticleThe A-Z Of Aeroplane Jetiquette
The Oxford English dictionary defines the word ‘Etiquette’ as “the customary code of polite behaviour in society or among members of a particular profession or group”. Unfortunately, some of our...
View ArticleLove Is In The Air…….
“You’ll have a man in every airport” was the first thing one of my friends said to me when I told her I was becoming cabin crew. Just another stereotypical image of airline crew which for some, is not...
View ArticleWelcome Aboard!
“Ladies a gentlemen, a very warm welcome on this Dan Air flight shortly departing for glitz, glamour and a peek behind that galley curtain; as we reveal what life is really like for your international...
View ArticleA Yearly Memorial To Our Fallen Cabin Crew Colleagues.
2014 has so far been a very dark time for aviation. On Thursday July 24th 2014, cabin crew around the world wore a black ribbon on their uniforms, in memory of the colleagues we have so tragically lost...
View ArticleAn Open Letter From A Flight Attendant.
A few months ago I received an email from one of my Facebook followers. After enduring a pretty horrendous week during the height of the UK summer season, he wrote this letter. I was touched by his...
View Article‘Confessions Of A Qantas Flight Attendant’ By Owen Beddall Book Review.
The book market is flooded with ‘true life’ stories of flight attendants from around the world. I hope to flood it even further next year with my ‘Confessions Of A Trolley Dolly Cabin Crew Manual’,...
View ArticleConfessions Of A Trolley Dolly IFE –‘Christmas Zone’
Welcome Ladies and Gentleman, boys and girls onboard this Boeing 7-sleigh-7. It’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas and our Christmas Inflight Entertainment section is live once again and we have...
View ArticleThe Twelve Flights Of Christmas.
Welcome ladies and gentleman, boys and girls onboard this Confessions Of A Trolley Dolly flight to Christmas! Please stow your tinsel, santa hats and presents in the overhead locker, take your seat and...
View ArticleThe Flight Before Christmas…..
Twas the flight before Christmas when all through the plane, not a passenger was stirring, not even to complain. The luggage was stowed in the lockers with care, while the crew re-applied make up and...
View ArticleThe Top 10 Weird and Wonderful Things Left Onboard An Aircraft.
As cabin crew, we tell our beloved ‘guests’ everyday to make sure they take all their personal belongings with them as they leave the aircraft. “Ladies and gentlemen, please check in the seat pockets,...
View ArticleThe Top 10 Cabin Crew Lies.
To be a good flight attendant, you also have to be a bloody good liar. It’s one of the unwritten requirements of the job. We lie to passengers from the moment they step onto the aircraft. “We’d like to...
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